Dear Grayson,

You may only be four and a half years old as I write this; but this will not always be the case. Today, you only know of Welch's fruit snacks, Dino-chicken nuggets, Paw Patrol, and Octonauts; but this will not always be the case. Right now, you are cute, your voice is that of a toddler, and you only stand about three and a half feet tall;